ripping-roses:

THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD

life-of-insecurity jesse why you so popular

tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
always-sunny-aso:

THERE IS NO CAROL!

always-sunny-aso:

THERE IS NO CAROL!

Via

daftpnk:

mom i heard you were talking shit

specialbored:

Showing respect in the only way I know how. I am truly saddened. Rest in Pizza, Robin.

specialbored:

Showing respect in the only way I know how. I am truly saddened. Rest in Pizza, Robin.

Via

0459am:

light / dark

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself